Patrick Callahan — One of my favorite parts of serving as captain is the opportunity to give new D9 players a great first experience, while ensuring that returning players continue to have a competitive and fun season. Also, now that I’m 30, I feel like it’s the perfect time for me to start dispensing some of the wisdom I’ve gained over the years – things like “Gotham before burrito, 3-0. Burrito before Gotham, pain in your bottom.” If you want more of those gems, you’ll just have to elect me captain.