Eddy Ones — Please do not be alarmed, remain calm. Do not attempt to leave the volleyball court. The captain is conducting a review of the season. We were one of one, not number one, yet the only one. Unique, that’s what we were! OTTER SUPERSTARs! Being a captain to the Significant Otters felt like a RENAISSANCE for me, I saw new growth in each of my team members and felt it personally each time I called “who’s got my back?” After every challenge, busted knee or broken thumb, we felt HEATED but we said I’M THAT GIRL, got right back up like it was “water off an otter’s back”, and we conquered that THIQUE silver medal. Next season, you can rest assured that as a VIRGO, I’ll be ready to GROOVE and bring that PURE supportive ENERGY to my next team. You better MOVE out the way when my girls step on the court. Lmao I’m running out of steam, stay COZY and don’t BREAK MY SOUL, vote Eddy for captain.